"CURRENT JOKE"

'Megawatt' road,
'Watt' Building,
'Volt' House

Respected Mr. Electricity,

I hope this letter of mine finds you in all your
peaks. You must be quiet familiar with my name---- Mrs. Magnetism as
both of us are active and popular members of our religion --- 'Physics'.
The purpose of my writing you this letter is very serious. My
only son Mr.Magnetometer has fallen deeply in love with your daughter
Ms.Ammeter. He saw her at the Galvanometer park and since then his heart
is set in simple harmonic motion with unimaginative amplitude breaking
all sine curves.
The deflection on your daughter's face and the frequency of
her voice is charming and all of us find her magnetically attractive. I
do not wish to appreciate my own son, but for your knowledge.
I will add that he has no error of eccentricity and his magnetic axis
perfectly coincides with the geometric axis.
Marriages among magnetism and electricity are in trend as
your presence (current) produces a strong magnetic field among
our caste members.
Our children are deeply in love with each other and I hope
you would give your consent to this marriage and understand the
feelings of our children.
No newtron of force would be able to drive them away from
each other. Nothing should prevent them to jump in the river of
electrons from the wheatstone's bridge and subsequently break the
circuit of their life if we do not allow them to marry each other
With 220 megavolts of regards

Yours Currently,
Mrs. Magnetism


P.S Mr.Electricity gave his consent for the marriage. The
ceremony will be performed at
Hotel 'Post Office Box',
Transformer Street on 'Faraday'