1) What is Bruce Lee's favorite dog?
Ju Lee
2) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
Mu Lee
3) Which Indian is the greatest fan of Bruce Lee?
Malaya Lee
4) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ?
Tha Lee
5) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ?
Kha Lee
6) Which is Bruce Lee's favorite hindi movie?
Mawaa Lee
7) Bruce Lee's favorite food
Id Lee
8) Bruce Lee's favorite festivals
Diwa Lee and Ho Lee
9) Bruce Lee's favorite holiday spot
Mana Lee
10) Bruce Lee's favorite tree
Im Lee
11) Bruce Lee's favourite Actress
Sona lee
12) Bruce Lee's favourite Music
Qawa lee
13) What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job?
Coo Lee
14) How did Bruce Lee die?
with a Go Lee
15) What is the name of Bruce Lee's gardener ?
Maa Lee
16) What does Bruce Lee get from his wife ?
Gaa Lee
17) What is Bruce Lee's favorite ride ?
Do Lee
18) Who is Bruce Lee's favorite cricketer?
Kamb Lee
19) When Bruce Lee kicks, who makes the loudest noise?
Taa Lee
20) Bruce Lee's front garden is called:
Hariya Lee
21) Bruce Lee's window opening security system is called:
Ja Lee
22) Bruce Lee's yellow coloured loo is called:
Pee Lee
23) Bruce Lee's favorite perch (hang-out) is called:
Da Lee
24) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name ?
Saa Lee
Showing posts with label Jokes General. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes General. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
"CURRENT JOKE"
'Megawatt' road,
'Watt' Building,
'Volt' House
Respected Mr. Electricity,
I hope this letter of mine finds you in all your
peaks. You must be quiet familiar with my name---- Mrs. Magnetism as
both of us are active and popular members of our religion --- 'Physics'.
The purpose of my writing you this letter is very serious. My
only son Mr.Magnetometer has fallen deeply in love with your daughter
Ms.Ammeter. He saw her at the Galvanometer park and since then his heart
is set in simple harmonic motion with unimaginative amplitude breaking
all sine curves.
The deflection on your daughter's face and the frequency of
her voice is charming and all of us find her magnetically attractive. I
do not wish to appreciate my own son, but for your knowledge.
I will add that he has no error of eccentricity and his magnetic axis
perfectly coincides with the geometric axis.
Marriages among magnetism and electricity are in trend as
your presence (current) produces a strong magnetic field among
our caste members.
Our children are deeply in love with each other and I hope
you would give your consent to this marriage and understand the
feelings of our children.
No newtron of force would be able to drive them away from
each other. Nothing should prevent them to jump in the river of
electrons from the wheatstone's bridge and subsequently break the
circuit of their life if we do not allow them to marry each other
With 220 megavolts of regards
Yours Currently,
Mrs. Magnetism
P.S Mr.Electricity gave his consent for the marriage. The
ceremony will be performed at
Hotel 'Post Office Box',
Transformer Street on 'Faraday'
'Watt' Building,
'Volt' House
Respected Mr. Electricity,
I hope this letter of mine finds you in all your
peaks. You must be quiet familiar with my name---- Mrs. Magnetism as
both of us are active and popular members of our religion --- 'Physics'.
The purpose of my writing you this letter is very serious. My
only son Mr.Magnetometer has fallen deeply in love with your daughter
Ms.Ammeter. He saw her at the Galvanometer park and since then his heart
is set in simple harmonic motion with unimaginative amplitude breaking
all sine curves.
The deflection on your daughter's face and the frequency of
her voice is charming and all of us find her magnetically attractive. I
do not wish to appreciate my own son, but for your knowledge.
I will add that he has no error of eccentricity and his magnetic axis
perfectly coincides with the geometric axis.
Marriages among magnetism and electricity are in trend as
your presence (current) produces a strong magnetic field among
our caste members.
Our children are deeply in love with each other and I hope
you would give your consent to this marriage and understand the
feelings of our children.
No newtron of force would be able to drive them away from
each other. Nothing should prevent them to jump in the river of
electrons from the wheatstone's bridge and subsequently break the
circuit of their life if we do not allow them to marry each other
With 220 megavolts of regards
Yours Currently,
Mrs. Magnetism
P.S Mr.Electricity gave his consent for the marriage. The
ceremony will be performed at
Hotel 'Post Office Box',
Transformer Street on 'Faraday'
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
