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Showing posts with label Jokes Automobiles And Accidents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes Automobiles And Accidents. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Magistrate And Driver

Magistrate to driver: Witness says that you neither slowed down or nor tried to avoid the pedestrian.

Driver : I took all precaution. I blew my horn and cursed him.

Small Son

Man to friend : I see you are allowing your small son to drive the car.

Friend : Yes. He is still too young to be trusted as a pedestrian.

Man : ?!?!?

policeman And driver

Policeman to driver : Did you not hear me call you to stop?

Driver : I did not know it was you. I thought it was someone I had run over.