Magistrate to driver: Witness says that you neither slowed down or nor tried to avoid the pedestrian.
Driver : I took all precaution. I blew my horn and cursed him.
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w3ll p3opl3, thi$ ha$ b33n cr3at3d 4 you to k33p your h3art @lw2y$ h@ppy.
Th3r3 i$ nothing v@lubl3 th@n m@king oth3r$ f33l h@ppy n thi$ world.
Th3r3 i$ nothing n thi$ world to b3 worried @bout.
$o try to b3 h@ppy & m@k3 oth3r$ to f33l th3 s@m3.
$o I t@k3 full pl3@$ur3 n m@king you h@ppy through thi$.
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& invit33 your fri3nd$ t22.
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ur$ lovingl3y,
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*~* 555 *~*
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"It's your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude."
Showing posts with label Jokes Automobiles And Accidents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes Automobiles And Accidents. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Small Son
Man to friend : I see you are allowing your small son to drive the car.
Friend : Yes. He is still too young to be trusted as a pedestrian.
Man : ?!?!?
Friend : Yes. He is still too young to be trusted as a pedestrian.
Man : ?!?!?
policeman And driver
Policeman to driver : Did you not hear me call you to stop?
Driver : I did not know it was you. I thought it was someone I had run over.
Driver : I did not know it was you. I thought it was someone I had run over.
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